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Temporal Paradox

1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.

2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"
by Xel'Naga April 6, 2005
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wily temptress

a girl who ether acts like she is d.t.f acts like she likes you but really is just playing you.
by dmo4 July 11, 2011
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Vile Temptress

A strong, smart, sassy woman who is unafraid to speak her mind and stand in the face of opposition. Can be abbreviated as "VT."

Origin: On the Religion and Spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, a troll was flaming a female "regular," calling her "Jezebel," "Vile Temptress," and "Whore of Babylon." To show their support, several other women on the site changed their name to include "Vile Temptress" or "VT" and now it is an ongoing meme. There is a band, a pseudo-religion, and a sitcom in the making. The VTs, naturally, have many followers.
"She tore that fundie to pieces. What a Vile Temptress."
by Drake M July 20, 2008
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Devil Temptress

She is just what the name suggests, a woman sent straight from the depths of hell to corrupt good men of God. You may think you're impervious to the ways of a Devil Temptress but once she's got you in her clutches you ain't got a prayer. She will most likely birth your babies and maybe your brother's too.
"I tried to resist that whore I met at the Wal Mart last year, but she was just a Devil Temptress in disguise. Now we've got baby Tustin and one on the way."
by HoboChk January 13, 2009
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temporary set-up

When you break something and you don't want anyone to know it was you, so you temporarily set it up so that it looks unbroken. This way, when the next person touches it, they're under the impression that they broke it, thus setting them up.
Alyssa: So I accidentally pulled out the rubber thing that goes around the inside of the door on Evan's car, and I couldn't fix it.

Jenna: Oh? Was he pissed?

Alyssa: Well, he wasn't paying attention, and I knew Jerry was going to be getting in any second, so I did a temporary set-up and just kinda shoved it back in. Then when Jerry got in, it fell again and Evan flipped his shit at Jerry.

Jenna: Nice.
by freezepop March 25, 2010
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Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.
<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.
by Llamahunter September 17, 2011
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Temporacle

The secondary antagonist of the sonic fangame Sonic Hysteria. He was sealed away in the special stage dimension for eons (I don't know why that's a bad thing, that place is like fucking heaven.) for hijacking and manipulating technology for it's own gain. Eggman tries to reawaken and use the Temporacle in the fangame, and that goes just as well as you expect. He's also the guy who makes the bad futures in Sonic Hysteria, not Eggman. It also has a connection with the time stones. He is known to hit the woah quite often.
Please help, I think I am addicted to temporacle bathwater.
Hey do you hit the woah often?
by name99769 August 29, 2021
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