When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
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Bitch got mercked
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008
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Get the face temperature mug.A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.
Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.
Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.
Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.
by anonymous October 15, 2020
Get the Room temperature IQ mug.Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature
by Mytheonix April 22, 2023
Get the room temperature mug.A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.
Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
???
I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
???
I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
by Lucianeil February 15, 2015
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(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!
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"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
"How'd you take her termperature"
"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006
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