teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

Telisha

drop dead sexy and a sex goddess. Telisha is normally Dark headed, and have a booty to die for.

Telisha has a Ghetto booty

by Tellllldawwwwwg! July 11, 2011

Teless

Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"

"Dude that kids wearing tight colored pants again."

"Wow, what a Teless!"

by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009

Telsa

she is the girl in every guys dream.. even though a lot of guys are crushing on her, she has her eyes set for that one guy. she is a truly gorgeous. her beautiful hair and amazing body is her best features.

dang that girl telsa is gorgeous

by craxy78 January 20, 2018

Telise

Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.

Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.

by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017

Telescoping

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”

by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018

Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye

Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*

by ur mom lah chibai August 24, 2021