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Zachary Gray Teeter

Zachary Teeter is a man who doesn’t leave any woman to the rest of us, his rizz is unstoppable, his third leg sweeps the ground as he walks. He has known to be called Adolph Rizzler.
Yo he’s a regular Zachary Gray Teeter.
by The rizzered July 8, 2023
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Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female
bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.
by Dmizzle January 10, 2009
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180 Teeter Totter

A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"
"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"
by NevaM November 15, 2009
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Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.
Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.
by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021
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Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.
Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.
by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021
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skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.
Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!
by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011
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Texarkana teeter totter

When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.
Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!
by Txk717 December 19, 2017
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