Teddie

Teddie’s a funny, tall, and nice girl. She appreciates her memes and loves to party. She’s got a Tik Tok and makes the rare good ones. Any guy would be lucky to date a Teddie.

Ya know Teddie? She loves memes

by sOphied18 June 8, 2019

Tedino

A surname usually given to a homosexual.

I have feelings for alex, I think im a Tedino

by Clutch17 October 23, 2008

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime

Oh god not teddington

by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017

Tedwin Van Der Sar

Dutch term for a bald cock-head.

Person #1: "Oh my god, I've just lost all my hair and a giant cock has started growing from my head".

Person #2: "Sounds like Tedwin Van Der Sar to me."

by Amanda Tuganpull February 7, 2008

Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.

Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"

by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007

Todding

To no-call, no-show for work.

I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.

by Graig December 31, 2006

tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004