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Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
by technician facts August 6, 2021
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Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?
by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016
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Evasion Technician

A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.
by KRASH! July 26, 2007
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orgasm technician

A person who is skilled at giving orgasms to other people and does so with little apparent effort can be considered an orgasm technician.
Kate: Wow, 7 orgasms in ten minutes! You must be an orgasm technician!
by Scotsmantoohotsman March 17, 2011
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cable technician

Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker
You see that cable technician I wish I could be like him .
by #cableguy June 5, 2017
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PDR Technician

1. The most skilled of all automotive technicians.

2. Commonly found in establishments such as Hooters.
Really struggling to get hold of my PDR Technician, what's the landline for the local Hooters?
by TDNGroup October 1, 2018
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technitard

noun - A non-(politically correct) term used to describe a person who may or may not be book-smart, but when he/she is put into any technical-type situation... he/she is totally lost. A technical retard. One who is completely overwhelmed, can not figure out (or is afraid to try), anything of a technical nature without guidance and/or an easy-to-read instruction manual. Completely lacking the self-confidence to: repair, replace, configure, make-right, assemble, dismantle, remove, install, build, or explain anything technical.
A technitard is the person who consistently has the flashing 12:00 on any device with a digital clock. Example: You walk into their home and your eyes are immediately drawn to the old VCR... it's blue digits blinking 12 clock on the display!
by Super_Rob February 20, 2009
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