Dropping to a knee in gracious praise to Allah........all the while stuffing Satan's face with your testicles (see te-bagging).
I was so happy Jesus let me make that putt that I instantly tore off all my clothes, began Tebowing and bounced by big sweaty Christian balls right off Lucifer's supple chin.
by Teboner December 15, 2011
Being hyped beyond belief only to turn out to be nothing more than a massive bust. Similar to the late '90s phenomenon "leafing" (named after Ryan Leaf).
Boy I hope this new QB we drafted pans out. It seems like every QB in the last three years has wound up Tebowing.
by non-believer 15 October 30, 2011
An expression used on a girl you respect, but still find incredibly attractive. You take her out to a nice dinner, and wait (to have sex) to you marry her. As opposed to taking her out to a nice dinner and f*** her
by Bobby Milwaukee August 13, 2012
Verb: To get Jimmered, i.e., to succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette and adapted to Tim Tebow. It is said of Jimmer that he is within three-point range the moment he steps off the bus. Similarly, Tebow has a chance, and perhaps even a likelihood, to win a game the minute that game is scheduled.
by jzalisa January 09, 2012
The female version of Teabag. An act in which a female squats over another face, so her legs form a bow shape, and places her vagina on top of the unsuspecting persons face.
When Sally passed out in the bar, Tiffany lifted her skirt up and put her hairy pussy on Sallys lips giving her a dirty Tebow.
by GrandpasLittleSecret January 11, 2012
Mike: Hey, who's this Tim Tebow guy?
Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.
Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'
Joe: He's this quarterback who can only throw to receivers' knees and went on national television to show how much he hates women and gays.
Mike: Ohhh. Okay, now I understand 'tebowing.'
by truthbealiar October 30, 2011
To Tebow is "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."
by ShadyHerb October 28, 2011