teal twat

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Things got hot and heavy last night, and then they just left; gave me a serious case of teal twat.

by JHammyton2011 July 15, 2016

teal

an indication of something we've lost

person c: look, a teal of your house
person d: what the scallop who the FUCK stole my house!!

by FalseAndOnlyFalser December 22, 2023

teal

used in the same way someone would use 'im dead' to state that something is impeccably hilarious

person a: said something funny idk
person b: HELP IM LITERALLY TEAL

by trusted adult June 14, 2024

S teal

someone who has had sexual intercourse with an animal. Specifically a rabbit

That person is S teal

by Aperson293093 July 20, 2016

your teal

Someone who chased you around a public bathroom trying to face paint you as SpongeBob causing you to piss your pants while they attempt to climb up a stall door

NO I DONT WANNA BE SPONGEBOB!!!
AHHHHHHHHH

Who’s your teal person?

by The420microwave August 26, 2023

dirty teal

When one has a threesome with two females and everytime he claps those cheeks he smashes the girls heads together.

Woah, bro Those two girls have bruises on the sides of there head someone must’ve done the dirty Teal to them.

by TealWolverine April 27, 2020

Jasmine Teal

A beautiful and empathetic woman. She will always go the extra mile to make those she loves happy. Shes not very social, but when shes comfortable around someone, shes very funny and generous. If you have a Jasmine Teal, she'll always make sure you're good. She can seem autistic or neurodivergent at times, but sometimes it helps with her empathy and deep personality. She has a mind as vast as the sea and as wondrous as a universe.

A: Yo is that a Jasmine Teal?

B: It has to be, shes so hot and uncommonly kind!

A: Yeah dude, i totally wanna ask her out!

by KK's Hubby May 25, 2025