TEAL FLEMING

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by TEAL FLEMING IS SHORT November 27, 2023

Teal Pill

Teal Pillers have flipped the script on women, and created the "Soft Guy Era". Teal Pillers have flipped the script on women, and created the "Soft Guy Era". These men are using entitled women's logic against them in the modern dating scene.

The Teal Pill is Red Pill and Blue Pill adjacent.

Drizzle Drizzle baby!

Teal Pillers all say, "Drizzle Drizzle!"

by Mister Arbiter May 30, 2024

Teal Potter

Someone who leaves work before 5:30

Frank left work at 5:15, what a teal potter

by Legend27 November 6, 2025

hannah teal

some bitch who took my diamonds and prolly more foreskin as well

Hey, did you hear about that bitch who is taking everyones diamonds?

Is it Hannah Teal

Yup

I always knew something was wrong wih her

by bweir September 12, 2019

Code Teal

When your significant other (usually the woman) accuses you of cheating or being unloyal

Justin: Bro my girl asked for my snapchat password
Zach: Shit dude, code teal!

by aceofspades8 December 15, 2017

The Teal

A fairly large Midwestern woman in her mid 20's heavily engaged with the Millennial lifestyle. Spherical in nature and the strongest opposition to the greater dumb. Known to occasionally release digestive gasses on her boyfriend out of anger.

"Oh crap dude, we better get outta here! The Teal is on her way back home and I don't want her gassing in my face.

by BigOlBass4 June 14, 2018

My Teal

Someone who you can always go to for both comfort and advice. You can tell them anything and you can always trust that they will give their honest opinion without judgement, but with care. They have a healing presence surrounding them, and they will always welcome you with open arms. They may be shy and reserved when you first meet them, but once that barrier melts away with time they will become a home for you. Don't ever let go of your teal.

Person 1: You seem to be doing a lot better these days. I know that you've had a lot on your plate for a while now, what kept you from losing it?
Person 2: Well, you can thank Kit for everything really. Meeting them changed my life, they were there for me at my lowest and helped me get back on my feet. I don't know where I'd be without them.
Person 1: Wow, they seem to be really special to you!
Person 2: Of course! They're my teal, and I won't trade that for anything.

by bitch_boy_benji June 30, 2023