flipping taxes 

The idea of using a tax refund check as a buy-in to purchase an initial quantity of drugs in order to become established as a drug dealer. Most often, the would-be tax flipper will not himself receive any tax refund, e.g. due to having not worked in the previous year, but will seek out some other person to let him "flip their taxes" -- the promise being that the lending person will be quickly repaid her tax refund once the flipper sells-through his initial quantity of drugs.

Tone moved in with Tasha last October to escape the cold, and was sure he could successfully hustle rock if only Tasha would let him flip her taxes in order to get some work. Tasha's lent Tone her taxes two weeks ago and Tone said he was going to post up at his nephew's house. Tasha hasn't heard from Tone since and now realizes that flipping taxes isn't a real thing, but rather a scam used by men to steal women's tax checks.

flipping taxes by decl November 20, 2018

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

emo taxes 

Taxes that cut themselves. Usually observed during audits of high-ranking politicians.

Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?
Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.

emo taxes by dano jamo February 5, 2009

It pays the taxes 

1. Refers to any class of people other than tax-avoiding corporate elites such as GE and Exxon. In contrast to the above definition of the phrase, this definition acknowledges that taxes have not risen for most Americans, and especially not for record-smashing billion-dollar profit companies who shelter their earnings from taxation with off-shore subsidiaries.

It also refers to the hard work done by working class and middle class people that pays social security and income taxes to the federal government. This is the work that keeps our society functioning by paying for schools, roads, hospitals, and other basic life necessities that the free market has failed to provide in an equitable and socially responsible manner.

John: What do you think of the middle class these days?

James: It pays the taxes.

John: What do you think of the wealthiest corporations in the world?

James: Not so much ...

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Jane: How would you describe the labor of the people?

Jenny: It pays the taxes.

Jane: How would you describe the capital of the elites?

Jenny: Derived from the taxes paid by the people.

It pays the taxes by tagonist April 15, 2010

do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

do my taxes by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

death and taxes 

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

death and taxes by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

doing taxes 

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

doing taxes by tourangh October 11, 2006