Mega-tasking

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

by Lobozzo July 16, 2008

Toshinga

the act of trying to cut ones penis off with safety sissors.

dude, i can't believe you toshingaded yourself last night.

by kamandegan April 25, 2009

African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

trashing

Going through dumpsters and/or trash cans looking for interesting stuff that was thrown out, like credit card carbons (when they were still used) personal or financial information about someone or a certain company, old computer parts, telephone manuals, etc...

I went trashing at Ma Bell and found out why red boxing works

by Phender August 19, 2003

Tashinga

He is themost incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Jayden, he will never let you down.
Jayden is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy,!safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.

It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Jayden is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humour, Jayden can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Jayden will never understand how much you love him.

He is he reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Jayden is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Jayden, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go

He is so cute
He must be tashinga

by Tfam May 13, 2020

whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.

morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?

by chemisus October 18, 2010

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011