tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

Talimancer

A fan of Tali'Zorah and her romance from the Mass Effect series.

That thread full of Talimancers sure is an enjoyable place to be.

by phonypapercut August 20, 2010

Trimates

1. a play on the word "primate" to indicate three America Primatologists who are famous for the pioneering work with great apes.

2. a nickname for the collective group of three female American ethologists who observe and study non-human primates: Jane Goodall - chimpanzees, Dian Fossey - gorillas, and Birute Galdikas - orangutans.

3. also known as "Leakey's Angels" since they were all sponsored and mentored by Louis Leakey.

The Trimates have made tremendous advances for feminist science.

by legaldiva May 2, 2008

tarmacking

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

by Al567 December 28, 2005

Tardman

Emoticon/insult invented to describe the expression of a mentally challenged individual in order to express an opinion of an idea or person.

yu0 = teh >;B
ahahahaha... taht is so >;B

by unfunk February 1, 2004

tarmac tickle

A woman masturbating or getting finger blasted while in a moving vehicle.

I gave her the tarmac tickle while driving along the I77.

by Bruinguy July 27, 2015

Tarman

A gorgeous and caring person who is very lovable, a bit shy, but can be very out going. She is funny and a very chill person when you get to know her. She is the kind of girl who seems a bit awkward but when you get to know her she's always there for you no matter what. She loves food and animals!

"WOW! Tarman you are gorgeous!"

" I just love you, your the BEST!"

" you are the MOST BEAUTIFUL and FUNNY person I have ever met!"

by anonymous101 February 13, 2019