tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

tadpole

A derrogatory term for a Belgian. (Almost French, but not quite)

see frog

"Someone pinched my wallet in Antwerp! Fuckin' tadpoles!"

by Phuyuck '74 March 24, 2004

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003

tadpoleing

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you

My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.

by Shug1 December 24, 2008

Tadpole Bag

The scrotum aka nutsack. Contains two tadpole-generating testicles.

Related to: tadpole cannon

My tadpole bag was prepping to fill her toad hole later that night.

by makeitrayne March 14, 2011

tadpole tavern

Sluts/Prostitute's vagina,

After an unsuccessful night trying to pull chicks,Steve went to the local brothel to blow a load in a Tadpole tavern

by flange commander October 13, 2015