tabnesia

When your browser crashes and you can't remember what tabs you had open.

"Oh no, Firefox crashed! I know I had some important tabs open but now I can't remember what they were! I have tabnesia."

by sustrel November 9, 2013

eagle taloned

in rock, paper, scissors, a move sometimes considered cheating. it is the act of holding the middle and index finger slightly curled which gives the player a chance to turn into a rock, or scissors, effectively beating any move the opponent makes

man 1: oh yea! i win!
man 2: man..whatever! you totally eagle taloned me!

by Ozai October 1, 2008

Tebone

A hard-on for football quarterback, Tim Tebow.

"I can't believe Joe is such a huge Tim Tebow fan. I swear he watches every game with a rock hard tebone.

by GSBJim January 15, 2012

tabonest

A portmanteau of ‘to be honest’. Used by the laziest people.

Did you see Lucia’s insta? goals tabonest.

by thelazycorona March 13, 2020

Tabongoning

When you beer bong before riding in a tobaggan.

James Wilson scored a .21 from a breathalyzer test after his tobaggan got pulled over by the park rangers after going Tabongoning.

by Rockfan145 January 7, 2010

Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

taeone

Taeone is very smart and independent and dont care what anybody else says to her that's why I love her

Taeone is sexy

by pretty cute February 15, 2014