teh 

an overly used word by really dumb kids, it started as a typo of the word "the" but since their fingers were too damn fat they mispelled it and decided to make it into a word

Dee: What teh fuck?
Diana: Don't you mean the
Dee: NO! Teh, it's a new word
Diana: Wow, your dumbass is so stupid for even using it

scenester's use teh

teh by Adreamunchased December 14, 2004

teh 

a retarded way to say "the" usually used by "1337 h4x0r"s on chat rooms.

"I am teh 1337est" said the 1337 h4x0r.

teh by SPORK October 27, 2003

teh 

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

teh by joel May 8, 2003

teh 

an arbitrary combination of letters commonly used when "the" just doesn't feel right.

Teh dinonator is coming.

teh by amiga May 27, 2003

teh 

Usually used as idiot geek language on the internet.

"I are teh 1337 uber-owner!1!!11!!!"

teh by Z5 May 13, 2003

teh 

1. The typo that is a result of typing too fast.

2. How Dumber in the movie "Dumb and Dumber" pronounces the.

DUMBER (Reading a newspaper article to Dumb): ... is Hosting... t... te... teh...
DUMB: The...
DUMBER: The... Is hosting the first... e... ev-
DUMB: Who cares? The adress is here, let's go!

teh by Unknown June 11, 2006

teh 

OMG funny little retard talk on the internet that cracks me up!!

These little impaired bastards will say fucked up shit such as AC/DC is teh awesome (which they are)...

those little drooling retarded bastards crack me up

duh dat is teh awesome

teh by o_O duhhhhhhhhhh August 17, 2004