Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

synchropissity

1. Negative synchronicity.

Bobo shouldn’t have voted for Trump if he wanted to avoid all of the political synchropissity that followed.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

synchropissity

When anger is in sync with the scenario.

Tons of people protested Trump’s election in cities around the globe in a display of synchropissity.

by HumaneAnimal October 30, 2017

Syncbronous

When you and your bro(s) think of or do the same thing at the exact same time

Bro1: "Hey bro, I just bought some v-neck tees"
Bro2: "Yooooo. I just bought some v-necks too"
Both bros: "SYNCBRONOUS!!!"

by Soltnchips December 11, 2022

Manstrual Synchrony

When dudes hang out so much they end up acting and thinking the same. Similar to when girls menstraul cycles synch up.

Jim and Adam are in manstrual synchrony.

by MichaelScarn May 13, 2013

Synchronized Masturbation

Planning masturbation at the same time as your counterpart. Not necessarily in the same room, synchronized masturbation can be done over text, video chat, ect. Pictures and videos are often exchanged during synchronized masturbation.

Guy 1:"Dude, me and April were doing synchronized masturbation last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you get any picture?"
Guy 1:"Nah man, better, I got a video. I chummed hard man!"

by Short Kicker August 19, 2014

Synchronized Simping

When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!

"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"

by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020