Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.

Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.

by P.Dank November 14, 2011

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

snorky

ritzy, sharp, fashionable, elegant

Al Capone wanted to be called SNORKY, rather then Scarface, to emphasize his image as a succesful business man.

by griffinity August 12, 2011

McLain Snorkel

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.

1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!

by dystopyan December 9, 2018

Sorkineling

The recreational activity characterized by watching episodes of a critically acclaimed series by Aaron Sorkin intermittently between periods of underwater snorkeling.

"Hey, I've had the best day of Sorkineling in Hawaii!"
"Oh, nice! Was it a good episode of the West Wing? Did you see any sea turtles?"

by Le Sib August 26, 2013

Snorks

A classic 80s cartoon made by Hanna-Barbera, about tiny playful, multi-colored underwater creatures dressed like humans named Snorks (plural for Snork) that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.

It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!

by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011