Swole

n-erection

Jon: Did you see judith?
Tom: Ya I have a swole

by Big Jerry G April 28, 2010

Swole

When someone is prepared for the reckoning that is about to come.

"Becky was giving me a blowjob and when I blew my nut it went into her nose."
"Guess she wasnt swole bruh"

"So, I swung on the bitch and she knocked my ass out!"
"Ahhh! That bitch swole!"

by Sunshinepylons May 12, 2016

Swole

A Medicinal Cannabis plant that is growing buds that are so swollen they are falling over

Dude, that purple kush is getting so swole

by glucosemusic March 27, 2011

Swole

A very large man who doesn't have any balls due to over usage of steroids.

Derek considers himself swole, but he's actually a very large chode!

by JBus March 7, 2014

Swole

If someone get's in troble or gets yelled at.

Teacher-"Andrew stop playing games on the computers!"

Andrew-"But i wasn't"

Teacher-"Yes you were"

Background people- "SWOLE"

by Brookke May 1, 2009

Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Swole Body

Someone who is very strong and buff who shows off in the weight room. They are usually looked at as a God of strength. Usually said at High Schools.

Athlete 1: Damn bro Johnny is showin' out in the weightroom
Athlete 2: Yeah he is the swole body!

by shaqboi1234 June 1, 2018