Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

swisher sweet dank blunt

yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.

This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.

by thanksantsthanks October 19, 2010

i fuxx wit grape swishers

a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.

steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”

by 420fishstick June 12, 2018

swisher sweet wet with meat

when ur smoking a cigar while giving head!

AZAR had a swisher sweet wet with meat on hhis dad

by O'Doyle November 6, 2004

levi swisher

Fat fucking chode small penis

“Look at Levi swisher such a chode”

by Longhammer22 May 22, 2018

The Swisher Special

Being in the leading position of a game then balling it up and throwing it out the window.

Yeah Austin and I had that game but we gave them The Swisher Special

by Saint Hearth August 22, 2022

Swisher Sweets

Cigarillos made for spitting.

I used to chew smokeless tobacco, now I smoke Swisher Sweets.
I still spit like a pro.

by alberon February 26, 2020