Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

swisher sweet dank blunt

yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.

This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.

by thanksantsthanks October 15, 2010

i fuxx wit grape swishers

a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.

steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”

by 420fishstick June 04, 2018

swisher sweet wet with meat

when ur smoking a cigar while giving head!

AZAR had a swisher sweet wet with meat on hhis dad

by O'Doyle November 07, 2004

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

Swisher Sweets

Cigarillos made for spitting.

I used to chew smokeless tobacco, now I smoke Swisher Sweets.
I still spit like a pro.

by alberon February 27, 2020

cunt swisher

Someone who swishes their tongue deep in cunt.

Dude, you're totally a cunt swisher.
How?
I heard you with Alyssa last night, bro.

by Tylssa November 30, 2016