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swinusitis

Sinus irritation or inflammation that you suspect may be caused by swine flu.
Dude, my sinuses are all stuffed up. I wonder if it's swinusitis.

Keep your pandemic germs away from me!
by marlopoohbear May 1, 2009
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This Door Swings Both Ways

'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966.
lyrics:

Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides

This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout

This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north

This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain

This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right

When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave

This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery

This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
by the issa is here September 17, 2011
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rusty swingset

1The act of giving a girl a polish bikeride but the man must having a herpes infested penis thus giving the rusty look.

2.The act of giving the girl a polish bikeride (see polish bikeride)while she is on her period thus giving the penis a rusty look!
Duran just gave her a nasty Rusty Swingset!

Dustin just threw up after giving her a Rusty Swingset!
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slingus

a word used for annoying people that won’t shut up
omg she’s such a slingus
by Hessy December 1, 2019
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Shingus Williams

1. One of the greatest tennis players of all time.

2. Sister of Vingus Williams
by chinesus-klist October 21, 2021
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Spingus

A supervillain part of the ingus family tree which contains of Spingus, Slingus, Schringus, Skringus and Bingus
When Spingus blew up Krypton, it was very grimacing
by Spïñgùs October 12, 2023
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Monkey Swings

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.
Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’
by YungBritish January 29, 2020
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