Skip to main content

Swim Upstream 

Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.

She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
Swim Upstream by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020
Related Words

swim the 90 

Theres 90 miles from the coast of Cuba to Florida. Every year people are caught fleeing the crap going on in Cuba by swimming the 90 miles of shark infested water. Swimming the 90 is basically getting the frap out of what ever crap ur in.
"Yea man i didnt pay my taxes this year and the IRS is comming"
" Dude, Swim the 90!"
"fo sho homes"

Or...

You have ur girlfriend on the couch doing the humpty dance and ur mom pulls up in the driveway. drop the skank and swim the 90! Pull ur pants up first playa.
swim the 90 by Littledrmmr4 January 13, 2008

Swim Team 

A cult. A group of people who are insanely devoted to their sport and passion. Shaving parties are common rituals and most outsiders look in on swim teams as weird, obsessed, and odd.
Shaving parties, meditation, insane amounts of training.

Swim that way 

It's a way to say that somebody's gay
I... didn't know you could swim that way
Dude, you do swim that way or something?
He/She swims that way

swim good 

When you are told to 'swim good', it usually means that the engagement ahead of you is going to be tough.

Tracing back the genesis of the phrase, you go back to the days of 1700s slavery in the USA, where it was used between slaves to bless another person. 'Swim good' is most likely an ode to the days when slaves were transported on ships, if you were to jump off, you would have to 'swim good' to make it any close to shore.
I: I'm about to jump into the ocean.
II: Swim good brother.
swim good by saveroom October 17, 2013

swim team girls 

the only chicks hotter than the cheerleader girls...the swim team girls!!!!!!

damn those swim team girls with their tight wet low cut suits and big tits be sexy as hell
"i'd tap that" - any straight guy on swim team girls
swim team girls by steve92 January 16, 2009