Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

swiffer snitchin

A cross between wet snitchin and dry snitchin.

Person 1- Man, Shane just dry snitched on me for cheating.

Person 2- Na, he straight up Swiffer Snitchin on yo ass.

by Trap Crap CEO November 1, 2018

Swiffer

When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .

My girlfriend and I swiffered for hours ; she made such a mess over me .

by Squizz we December 22, 2021

Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.

Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.

by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022

Swiffer Sweeper

A household tool used to push dirty into a pile followed by the use of a broom and dust pan to finish the chore.

I love to push around dirt with my Swiffer Sweeper!

by UDefinitions March 4, 2021

Indian Swiffer

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban

Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.

by Vice420 September 12, 2024

Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.

“I think I found the one… finally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”

by bflem August 16, 2025