smidget

a small midget

that midget over there is small.

son thats what you call a smidget.

by Webee April 21, 2009

smidget

A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".

"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"

by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008

Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School

His nickname is Smidget.

by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011

snidget

to stick a turkey baster up a drunk girls ass, with the effect of her feeling super emberassed when she wakes up to find it still in there

don't make me give you the snidget

by kazoo krusher September 22, 2003

Snidget

To stick a turkey baster in a girls rectum after she has passed out from being too drunk.

She passed out at the party, so I had to give her a snidget

by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

slidget

A person strongly disliked in many ways. This person could have cheated on you, ditched you, called you names, anything you could think of that made you mad. I made this word up myself. Use i, use it properly.

'OMGLOLWTF, shes a total slidget for calling YOU the whore, shes the slidget for sucking off YOUR man!

by alexakaex September 7, 2006

Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011