Swerve

To perform or execute a task or function consistently or repeatedly without any difficulty or minimal effort

Kevin drove the the ball straight down the fairway all day. He had his swerve on.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

get your swerve on

To get so intoxicated that walking in a straight line becomes impossible.

Get your swerve on (past tense use): Lyndsey sure got her swerve on Wednesday night; she was so drunk, we had to help her walk home.

by Cliff Hammer May 27, 2006

Swerve

To tell someone to go away when an unwanted proposition is made.

Person 1:"Bruh, lemme get some gum"

Person 2:"You ain't even say what's up, you just asking me for some gum? SWERVE!"

by WhoaDere February 8, 2013

swervebank

A douchebag you see hagning out with a hot girl.

You and your boy are walking down the sidewalk and pass a complete douche (usually a jock or emo kid or a metro douche) whose going out with a hot girl and you'd rather be with her instead of the douchebag. So in order to tell your boy that you utter, or many times yell, SwerveBANK!

*OMG dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night?
-yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank.
*fuck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl.
-YERF!!!! (*see YERF for further comprehension.)

by Nick Stark August 16, 2006

learning swerve

learn·ing swerve
noun
noun: learning swerve; plural noun: learning swerves

the unpredictable and inconsistent rate of a person's progress, or lack thereof, in gaining experience or new skills.

"Nancy experienced a severe learning swerve when attempting to use the new version of her phone's OS."

by Wisani November 30, 2014

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 2, 2017

Job Swervers Allowance

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts

“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”

by J Roberts May 29, 2018