Swerve

To perform or execute a task or function consistently or repeatedly without any difficulty or minimal effort

Kevin drove the the ball straight down the fairway all day. He had his swerve on.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

get your swerve on

To get so intoxicated that walking in a straight line becomes impossible.

Get your swerve on (past tense use): Lyndsey sure got her swerve on Wednesday night; she was so drunk, we had to help her walk home.

by Cliff Hammer May 27, 2006

Swerve

To tell someone to go away when an unwanted proposition is made.

Person 1:"Bruh, lemme get some gum"

Person 2:"You ain't even say what's up, you just asking me for some gum? SWERVE!"

by WhoaDere February 8, 2013

swervin

to slip out of a kiss by moving sideways, generally referring to when boys make a move in the club

girl 1: so he bought you drinks all night?

girl 2: yeah but when he went in for the kiss I was swervin' him so hard

by boxhead. July 7, 2014

swervebank

A douchebag you see hagning out with a hot girl.

You and your boy are walking down the sidewalk and pass a complete douche (usually a jock or emo kid or a metro douche) whose going out with a hot girl and you'd rather be with her instead of the douchebag. So in order to tell your boy that you utter, or many times yell, SwerveBANK!

*OMG dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night?
-yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank.
*fuck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl.
-YERF!!!! (*see YERF for further comprehension.)

by Nick Stark August 16, 2006

serventbate

Instead of being the master, & masturbatating on your own, you have someone else do it for you..

Horny person: Honey, can you serventbate my genitals? We can take turns??

Other person watching tv: Well, alright, theres nothing else on tv.

(used person instead of gender & genitals instead or dick/vagina, cause this applies to all relationships:)

by dude, wheres your car? July 7, 2010

Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.

Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.

by Arial3535 August 26, 2020