swerven 

A word to describe Someone who is not doing something right or is not consistant in what there doing in any situation. ie; swerving a car out of ur lane by accident on the road.

You: Hey, can u hammer this nail for me? Ill hold it in place for you.

Guy: Sure, no problem!

(Misses the nail and hits your hand)
You: Swerven.....

Swerve swerver masterswerver

swerven by tdawg23 February 28, 2013

Swerved up

To get drunk, turnt up and have a great night

I'm ready to get swerved up tonight

Swerved up by yank001998 April 4, 2015

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

Zeus Swerve by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Noob Swerve 

When one moves their body in real life acting like they are moving their character in game.

Gerald is getting shot at and needs to get around a corner, while he is getting around the corner he is also doing the Noob Swerve in real life.

Noob Swerve by JOLT3D July 29, 2012

Swervedriver 

Possibly one of the most underrated alternative rock bands of all time. An English band formed in 1984, they recorded and released four studio albums displaying a sound like those of grunge and indie rock. Unfortunately, they never made much mainstream success and were on hiatus for many years before reuniting in 2008 to tour again.

"It looks like you've been losing sleep", said a stranger on a train...

Swervedriver deserves more. Fuck the Jonas Brothers.

Swervedriver by Nosdormu August 3, 2009

swerve text 

Swerve text is when you're texting someone and you think they're into you then at the last minute they send you message to blow you off.

Ashley: Hey, I've been thinking about you.
Brian: oh really? Want to come over?
Ashley: hmm, not today I got other plans.
Brian: Damn, just got swerve texted, I see how it is.

swerve text by Jazy123 June 20, 2014

Swerved 

When someone avoids conversation with you deliberately cause either you or them are a cunt

1 = "Hi"
2 = (*walks bye with dirty look*)
3 = ooo you jus got swerved

Swerved by Lowtonloserwitallslanglayd January 27, 2016