Ram Sweeney

The Hottest Linebacker in the 80s 🫵

Ram Sweeney is from the hit 80s movie “Heathers” and he is the moment

He also gets called Rammy poo or ich luge bullet by his totally not gay friend Kurt Kelly!! (They are very fucking gay)

They also died.

It was really traumatic 😥

“Hey look! It’s Ram Sweeney! The Linebacker!”

“He’s so fucking hot”
-everybody

“I would let Ram Sweeney Sword fight in my mouth”

“I like Ram Sweeneys moobs”
-Terrance

by Kurt Kelly’s Left Moob August 1, 2022

Blake Sweeney

The word; "Blake Sweeney" originates from German origin, being believed although not confirmed to be of direct relation to Adolf Hitler. He is commonly known for his intense "yee yee ass haircut" of which he had acquired on the 25/05/2022. A common theme when interacting with Blake Sweeney is that he is "gay"

Gay is a term to describe someone that is shit. If you have ever had the unfortunate chance to interact with Blake Sweeney, you would be well aware of the fact that he is shit.

Person 1: wow, Blake Sweeney is really "Gay"
Person 2: yeah, i have noticed he is also quite "shit"
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: so, about last night...
Person 2: don't sweat it bro, i wont tell anyone.
Person 1: thanks, Im not gay you just reminded me so much of a girl and I-
Person 2: Bro, just drop it.
Person 1: k.

by Barrack obamama May 25, 2022

The Sweeney Swing

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.

Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing

by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

by Luke January 6, 2005

Jake Sweeney

A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.

Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!

by Minday&Shilaa February 28, 2011

Megan Sweeney

A dumbass bitch who is kinda nice sometime, also, everyones bess fren. she has a serious addiction to Takis and will stop at nothing to get them. She has a mad resting bitch face.

Friend 1: Who's that girl eating Takis, why she look so mad :(
Friend 2: Nah she aint mad, that's Megan Sweeney. she's cool.

by gfhudijskoa November 13, 2019

aaron sweeney

a huge asshole that makes your work place hell. he threatens your life and hits you when you're not looking. he threatens you and as soon as you stand up for yourself he goes and cries to the boss. having this title is the worst of all. there are too many aaron sweeneys in the world and they all should die or go fuck themselves

my name is aaron sweeney and i, am a douche bag

by wantstodestroyaaronsweeney09 May 10, 2010