Sweeney Todd 

A play in which a barber shaves people, kills them, and makes them out of pies

*someone goes to the baber*
*barber starts to shave with a razer*
The Person~ PLEASE DONT PULL A SWEENEY TODD ON ME!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

Sweeney Todd by Ainsley August 16, 2004

Sweeney Todd 

Cockney Rhyming Slang. AKA The Sweeney. Flying Squad. A department within the English law enforcement organisation who deal with armed robberies etc.

Sweeney Todd - Flying Squad.

Sweeney Todd by Robbo February 26, 2005

sweeney todded 

1. an early example of a serial killer.
2. to slit the throat of an unsuspecting victim by a straight razor.
3. to hide the crimes by butchering the corpses of victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers.

When I found out he de-hymened my sister, I straight sweeney todded him.

sweeney todded by azi bari February 27, 2008

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

A hatred for actress Sydney Sweeney; mostly from jealous women or leftist men who never set foot in a gym before. Most likely caused for her awesome jeans ad

The angry neckbeard leftist who has never lifted weights in his life has Sweeney Derangement Syndrome

Sweeney Derangement Syndrome by Phil McButthole January 29, 2026

Camp Sweeney 

1. a summer camp for diabetics near Gainesville, Texas.
2. the most AMAZING PLACE EVER.
3. a place where friendship begins, but never ends.

Sorry, man, I can't go to Europe with you and your family. I'm going somewhere better. I'm going to Camp Sweeney!

Camp Sweeney by KatalinaCastle November 10, 2009

craig sweeney 

A fat neek

Wow Craig sweeney is a...

craig sweeney by Chrisgj October 27, 2020

Tim Sweeney 

Some dude that actually was successful in life making some epic games like jazz jackrabbit and unreal tournament and other shit, but then he decided to drag all developers to work on fortnite and ditched the entire unreal tournament community in the dumpster to follow his gold mine.

Epic games developer: Hey, when are you going to release our next UT4 patch?
Tim Sweeney: Shut up and finish that fortnite emote you little shit.

A: Yo I just abandoned two triple A games that my company was working on for this random animated kids crap.
B: Are you Tim Sweeney?

Tim Sweeney by Jwells uh huh May 30, 2021