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Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
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ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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SHARDVARK

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
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Shardine

Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.
Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!
by JermBoy May 31, 2010
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shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded
dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend
by Lanarson June 26, 2009
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