Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..

The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.

by Shawn Lavery October 9, 2007

silken saddle

The act of sliding a scarf or other fabric between one's legs and/or riding a scarf held up by others.

I threw the stripper my t-shirt, and she performed a silken saddle, but it cost me $10 to get it back.

by Stew Art January 5, 2008

Saddle

item used (usually leather) for riding an animal (my girlfriend)

Time to put the saddle on.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Saddleback Santorum

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.

by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

saddle up

V. To get ready (esp. to leave).

Popularized by American "Old Western" films, where horses were the primary means of transportation. When someone saddled up their horse, it was often because they were about to leave.

"Saddle up, friend, we've got a long way to travel."

by Iskar March 29, 2004

saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.

The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"

by Bill-Car April 17, 2006

saddlebacking

the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

by Finduilas January 28, 2009