national dick sucking day

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!

paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

by lilly bunch April 11, 2019

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

dick sucking eyes

girls who have extremely sexy eyes that would look great looking up at you giving you a bj

Brad: Damn, Carmen Electra has amazing eyes.

Tom: She's got dick sucking eyes.

by iceboxsurprise1111 August 20, 2009

Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.

1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"

by JSammz December 15, 2009

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018

Dick Sucking Llama

A Level 30 dick sucking goat, known to inhabit the lands of a texas "safari"

Awesome! My dick sucking goat just evolved into a dick sucking llama

by TallTaleHero September 26, 2010

"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson July 16, 2008