substache

a temporary fake mustache one uses while waiting for his/hers to grow in thicker

"I started Movember fresh so I had to use a Mr. Potato head substache till I caught up"

by Mr Roboto234 November 2, 2011

subretarded

someone with about half the mental power of a person with down syndrome, someone that can't see their stupidity when it's pointed out to them, a dim bulb in slow motion, a mental midget

you're either subretarded or a weak troll, I can't tell yet...

by TheQuips May 15, 2016

Substance Abuse Technician

Drug addict

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician

by Craig888 September 28, 2019

ejaculatory substance

Substance produced from masturbation, known as cum.

He produces a lot ejaculatory substances when we have sex.

by Someoneyouknowbutdont April 4, 2022

the sweet substance

Man cream.

After gooning for hours, I finally produced man cream. The special sauce. My unborn children. Cum. Semen. Sperm. Spunk. Sploosh. Jizz. The sweet substance.

by BeepBoopAmFish November 7, 2023

subetadrama

Where hideous European fan-girls of the site go to act like they're hot, and are often supported by fat women with equally obese, mixed raced children.

(A day on SubetaDrama) "Nikki is so totally hawt" I totally agree Joanna... how's the double-stuffed oreo doing?

by ElvisCostelloIsAwesome June 24, 2009

substantialicious

Adjective
Heavy,when you weigh it on your tongue.

Originates from a fake definition on the inside of a snickers wrapper.

This Snickers bar is substantialicious.

Your mom told me that I was substantialicous.

by JoHa841 February 22, 2008