stukey

1. Stupid Juki. 2. A reference to any drink created by a company affiliated with Sprite.

Bob: I like drinking Piss. It's made by the same company that makes Sprite.
Tim: That's stukey!

by Ben Johnson June 16, 2003

spurkey

Scoring spares in three consecutive frames while bowling.

If you pick up this third spare in a row, I'm buying you a special spurkey beer.

by sorkiniac July 27, 2009

sturley bird

basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.

jonesy, i heard you have talons for feet--what a sturley bird!

by thesturleybirdh8tr June 1, 2011

Sturky

An ugly mug from the depths of New Zealand. he jacks off to hello kitty and fukcing beats his meat to powerpuff girls like a fucking weeb

liek holy hell literally 1 iq autistic child

I just piulled a sturky

by I PULLED A STURKY June 3, 2018

sturnkey

'Sturnkey' refers to the oldest and meanest Alpha turkey in a farmyard. Also spelled "Sternkey".

Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.

by Aintworth Reading March 1, 2022

Slurkey

Slurkey is simply a mix between a slug and turkey. It is quite a "meme" of an animal as the youths might say these days. It is imaginary of course, but a great way to describe something that is a meme, a bit slimy, or funny. The reason these two particular animals are used to describe such things is because turkey are funny. Slugs are gross. It's just facts.

"Bro that shit is so slurkey!"
"Eurgh he's really slurkey.....ew"
"Nah don't say that man, it's really slurkey."

by M.E.B September 16, 2023

Sad Sturke Hours

when a nibba or whigga from Sturke feels depressed/sad. Can Occur at any time of the day when the nibba (or Whigga) is feeling miserable and low. (also include Dank Children from Ekh)

Fläsk is having "Sad Sturke Hours" when he wakes up middle of the night and start kicking his wall multiple times.

by Jonas_Tejpbit January 24, 2018