The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
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A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR
We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?
by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018
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Person 2: Sucks for you. I've never had techno-starvation that bad.
Person 2: Sucks for you. I've never had techno-starvation that bad.
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Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.
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