gay stubble

That "5 o'clock shadow from 2 days ago" look, where it's long enough to realize that their face isn't simply dirty, but long enough to do damage to any skin that comes into contact with it. Gay stubble is most dangerous in a meet-n'greet in large groups when cheek kisses may occur in copious quantities, especially one after another. During such times, air kisses may be advised to avoid abrasion resulting in the need for medical attention, or the need to say "ouch, that's sharp" at the very least.

Gay stubble is a fashion staple, almost as important as the untucked, button-down, short sleeved waist-shirt.

So I was playing gay softball the other day, and during the post-game congrats, I encountered so much gay stubble that I may have to put some ointment on my cheeks.

by wallfire May 8, 2017

Sexy Stubble

When a guy's facial hair is not too long, but just long enough to be noticable and give a rugged, manly look

I havent shaved for a couple of days, just wish I could keep this sexy stubble

by jimaniza October 27, 2009

stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out

"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"

by ribbs February 17, 2008

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

trouble-stubble

The stubble that people keep when they try to look intimidating, and usually ends up making you look like a total asshole.

"Hey, look at that asshole. Trouble-stubble isn't working for him, either!"

by Zippy Dee December 27, 2009

Big dude stubble face

A large person whose face is covered in stubble. He is rarely seen, but you can mostly find him near the school water fountain.

Ha! It's big dude stubble face!

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

designer stubble

Similar to "BEARD" which can describe any "sudo-straight" relationship, This is reserved for use to describe celebrities only.

When a celebrity gay male has a beard - this is known as "DESIGNER STUBBLE"

Tom Cruise was spotted with "Designer Stubble" at the premiere of War of the Worlds.

by Peter Falloon July 4, 2005