strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

strumpet

often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

by PuckTheFairy March 29, 2011

strumpet

a pipe used for marijuana smoking

yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.

by allisonthedopeshit January 9, 2007

strumpet

A tool of the facist, racist, presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who constantly post anti-intellectual, false, and hyberbolic memes to support his candidacy.

That strumpet was blowing a bunch of racist drivel implying "black on black" violence justifies violence and murder perpetrated by white police.

by sfsubterfuge January 31, 2016

Strumpet

Musical instrument, like a trumpet but smaller. Played by inhaling air through nose.

Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.

Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!

by Galandian April 19, 2009

Strumpettes

A follower of Donald Trump.

Most of Trump followers are Fucktard Strumpettes.

by BRPromotions November 17, 2016

strumpet city

a dwelling place of four or more strumpets or sloots

A: where is the party tonight?

B: Strumpet City!

by geronimopy January 12, 2012