Saruman slap

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

by wupthefuckingdoo April 11, 2009

strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

by Lorelili December 30, 2006

strumpet berries

nipples

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.

by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009

Strumpy

From a Middle English word Strumpet, which is defined as a woman prostitute or a woman adulterer. The word is used to lovingly address a female friend when desiring to be clever and witty.


syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, trollop

Where did you sleep last night, Strumpy?

or

Where did you lose your wallet, Strumpy?

by Strumpy March 30, 2005

Pre man-strual syndrome

When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.

Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.

John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*

Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?

Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.

by CapnNorris December 25, 2010

Strugatzed

1) To blackout during or after a company event or happy hour, lose your phone or blackberry, make your girlfriend believe you're cheating on her and come in to work the next day worrying that you may not have a job.

2) To bend the rules or completely ignore common decency and morals to the point where you screw over one or many people in order to slightly benefit your own good

3) To show no moral fiber

1) "Oh man, last night I went out with my boss and got totally strugatzed...I had to throw up in the handicrapper when I got to the office this morning"

2) "He totally strugatzed me man"

by The Role Model June 8, 2009

strump

From the Shakespearean word strumpet, meaning prostitute, street walker, lady of the night, hooker, or sausage wallet. Typically used in reference to someone who is available for a very low sum of money or who as four or more STDs.

Forsooth, young Tybalt, methinks yonder strump thither shalt juggle mine ball sack for nigh but a sixpence.

by Annie Nomous September 7, 2007