(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.
I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.
Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
by P Devlin March 11, 2008
Get the starfishmug. Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.
by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018
Get the Starfishmug. To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014
Get the Starfishedmug. The action of placing your open hand on someones face and yelling 'Starfish!'
Used to annoy or when the conversation has dropped/ become boring.
Used to annoy or when the conversation has dropped/ become boring.
by Klepto_Koala June 25, 2010
Get the starfishmug. Jon Scarce: Celestia Vega is a fucking starfish!
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money
Keemstar: IKR she only gives a fuck about the money
by DarkDick January 17, 2017
Get the Starfishmug. A sexual partner (usually female) who lies there like a star fish. Receiving it all but has no interest whatsoever in reciprocating. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themselves.
by Johnny4568998654 October 30, 2019
Get the Starfishmug. by Gayfart May 26, 2020
Get the Starfishmug.