Starched

When a female has become uninteresting, stale, and your relationship with her is played out. It may be time to move on if you feel your girl is starched.

“Whatup jit, are you still providing absolutely heinous cock to Bethany?”
“Nah bro she’s fucking starched.”

by Nattywitechips May 4, 2022

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

Starched

You’re very annoyed, bothered, most commonly while high on marijuana.

Kyle was like totally not vibing dude, you could tell he was real starched

by Cokeboards March 4, 2023

sttarchild

sam, also known as sttarchild is the coolest tiktok accound ever. sam is cool, funny, kind, manly, awesome, cool, and cool! he is the smartest person ever with a iq of 69million. he is awesome and cool and awesome. isnis soooooooooooo famous and had to wear sunglasses and a trenchcoat so people dont recognize him in public and he dosent get swarmped by the paparatzi. he is sosososososososososooooooo cool and a lot better than floptoker cloud. he is 7'2 and the most famous celebrity in america along with many other countries. he is the n1 bug lover and has super big muscles, his muscles are so big he can pick up a car with 1 hand.

person 1: yo is that sttarchild the most famous man eeever with maaasive muscles???
person 2: omg yeah lets go ask for autographs

by sttarchild March 31, 2023

Starchy

The state of being extremely plain and boring but somehow still getting on people’s nerves - a lethal dose of NPC.

Lauren: Buys Mr Winston at every drop

Chloe: What a starchy motherfucker

Lauren: Says something funny
Chloe: Repeats it 10x louder but timing is off and no one laughs
Lauren: Shut up Chloe your so starchy

by Cleo Palm June 28, 2024

Starched

Describes a person who put a lot of effort into their appearance or outfit. You’re telling them they look good from head to toe.

“Wow, babe! You looked starched at the club last night.”

by Starchyboi June 18, 2025

Slick Starched

When a woman has a yeast infection and you ejaculate inside her at the same time she has an orgasm causing the infection to intensify and become so wet ,yet thick that your penis is thereafter rejected looking as if it has corndog batter on it and the womans bean if you will starts becoming erect transforming into a penis and now your rectum becomes an innocent victim...

Bruh last night i was fucking the shit out of my neighbors daughter and she Slick Starched me then left me a tip. I hate it here...

by Salvitore ToTo Riina May 7, 2020