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Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.
The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.
by PMoore630 July 28, 2009
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Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.
Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.
by A. Massey March 10, 2019
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Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!
by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010
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Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.
John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009
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fash-stache

A toothbrush moustache resembling that of facist Hitler
dude, you better shave off that Fash-stache before going to your synagogue.
by Matthias B June 7, 2007
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class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
by rickdaniel February 8, 2009
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Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
by T-WOO April 21, 2010
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