Stoolhol

The act of holding in your huge shit long enough to imitate anal penetration and eventually reaching orgasm.

Mark: So what did you do last weekend?
James: I tried 'Stoolhol' as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
Mark: Did you remember to say no homo after your session?
James: Yeh yeh.

by Debattoast July 2, 2018

stool drool

n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person's face after performing anal fellatio on another individual

Benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss' office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.

by AnalTox March 2, 2009

flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 23, 2009

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

home stooler

Someone who prefers to only have bowel movements at home rather than using public restrooms, including work and/or school.

Joe takes long lunch breaks because he is a home stooler.

by Saulsa74 October 28, 2010

bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)

ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."

by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011

Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

by majic mountain December 17, 2009