Smorgasbong

1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.

2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.

Yo man, fire up that smorgasbong I'ma rip this one.

by the judester January 20, 2009

smorgasbeard

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

by gaijincrow February 15, 2010

smorgasbortion

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

by miss olbermann May 6, 2010

smorgasdog

A smorgasbord for dogs

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019

Sorghuming

The act of shoving an industrial wet/dry vac nozzle up someone’s asshole and sucking all of the shit in their system, then reversing the vaccum to spray shit everywhere.

Dude, last night I was sorghuming my girl and she went insane.

by Capt. Chuckster April 2, 2019

snorgtees chick

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.

Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!

by Jim Fear May 27, 2010

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011