It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
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The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.
Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.
by MeowDaddy69 May 28, 2016
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Get the Squirting and farting mug.when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.
Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty
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