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Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone
I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten
by otsego January 3, 2008
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squish

1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.
1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.
by some punk kid May 1, 2005
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squish mitten

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 3, 2009
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Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.
I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.
by McSnappypants August 5, 2012
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grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."
"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."
by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013
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Squish head

1. One who has transformed his/her brain from a complex sensory-processing organ critical to life existence, to a mass of ill-functioning goo (squish) with excessive & unmoderated drug-use.
The term "squish head" appeared in the original Twin Peaks, S2 - E5; it was used to refer to the cocaine-running Renault brothers - who were from Canada - as "...glue-sniffing, squish heads...".
by DharmaPunk70 June 26, 2017
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Pink Squish

Freddy: Hey William what are you doing tonight?
William: I'm just gonna go home and get some pink squish.
by Pussydestroyer3001 June 9, 2018
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