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Shirking

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".
Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!
by Betamax August 29, 2014
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squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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squawking eagle

An activity involving 5 men and a single female, one men lies on a bench face up, and the female (also face up) lies on top, inserting his cock in her ass. She then spreads her legs and a second gentlemen enters, inserting his member into her pussy. now 2 of the remaining gentlemen approach the lady from either side standing facing her, at about shoulder level. but at a sufficient that she must extend her arms out to reach the base of their cocks, she then begins to jack these two men off. Finally the last man enters, sticking his dick into her mouth from the top of her head, such that the dick goes down the throat and the balls knock her nose as he fucks her throat. She performs all these actions in unison, jacking the guys as though flapping wings and rocking her hips as though adjusting her flight path and squawking from the discomfort of the rigorous deep-throating she receives, thus taking teh appearance of a squawking eagle.
your mum got a squawking eagle from fives guys last night and now she walks with a limp, and has lost the ability to swallow solids.
by defMan9 August 26, 2009
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squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.
Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)
by Mike January 21, 2004
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squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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Rage Squirting

She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.
by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014
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Stop squirting September

This is the event for girls which’s Almost like no nut November, you are not allowed to squirt in any circumstances under the whole September.
Person 1: have you failed Stop squirting September yet?

Girl: yeah, it’s way to hard!
by Someone talented November 3, 2019
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