one who finds pleasure in molesting fuzzy woodland creatures. similar to a necrophile or a pedophile.
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Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.
by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009
Get the Squirrel Bird mug.{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.
{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
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by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010
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by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010
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Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
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Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
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