Dairy Squirts

When you drink a bunch of whole dairy.. then shit super hard. Comes in one hole, out the next.

If that boy gets the dairy squirts one more time we’ll have to fire him from his epic job at DQ.

by anonymous April 18, 2022

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Hershey Squirts

poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.

there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.

by johnny freedom October 27, 2005

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Burny Squirts

Burning firey liquid generally feels foamy after farting it through your rectum. Painful and unpleasent usually last until a solid stool is released.

Tequila+jalapeno's= burny squirts

by dime bag strippas October 14, 2011

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A real nasty form of diahhroea - Sushi Squirts is the act of eating great Sushi with friends then going home to only start feeling your stomach turning over thus moving full circle into the Sushi Squirts, (resembles food poising) Squirting out all that great Sushi and even rice, you know it is rice as it exits it tickles your ass.. Resembles the Shits, Diahria, Hurshy Squirts and so on.

Hey Gary, we had lunch at the best Sushi place today. Later that evening while out dancing the food gave me the Sushi Squirts as i tried to fart and a load of runny shit came out instead. I had to go home and squirted for hours.

by Danz4x December 2, 2011

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Bubblegum Squirts

When you hit you the puss right, and it resembles a wad of chewed up bubblegum, then proceeds squirt uncontrollably.

Sam: "Dude. I fucked my girl so good last night, she had the Bubblegum Squirts."
Riley: "Holy shit! I knew there was something going on in the other room!"

by NotDanorRiley July 4, 2016

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