squerk

To shart while twerking

Making a video of yourself twerking a not realizing you popped a little, squerk goes viral

by micheald58 April 1, 2015

Full of squirm

To be excessively uncomfortable. A level of discomfort that cannot be encapsulated in one person's body.

I'm covered in bees! I'm covered in bees! I am full of squirm!

by Captain_Dangerous September 6, 2009

squerve

An undefinable word with no definition to be used in any circumstance possible.

He got his squerve on.

That kid be squervin'.

Quit squervin' on my couch.

by Sir Squerve-Alot June 11, 2006

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

Squernt

the feeling, upon entering the toilet, that the previous occupant has used up all the paper.

"mum! I'm squernt!"

by Steerpike Sister May 15, 2003

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005