Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

squatching frog beads

A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!

Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!

by thecunteater June 28, 2010

squatching

A cross between squeezing and scratching. A squeeze that involves the fingernails in a scratching action.

Stop squatching my arm - it hurts!

by Susnaf January 7, 2008

Squelching

Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.

Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching

by Berkenstein October 31, 2015

Slunching

To slouch while looking for food while extremely intoxicated on marijuana

yo dude, I'm Slunching for some cake right now.

by ogbeeh June 2, 2011

squanching

Squanching:
A form of alien dance where one partner sticks the equivalent of its head into the other two partners' rectums (must be two different rectum equivalents) and all three spin around in unison for 8 glee kiang time frames without punching the gnarlegar hard enough to hurlginthug brogirl.

Have you ever seen two hurlags and a bux bavore squanching? It's more beautiful than a sixbin bopilgaaz!

by Richard Wagner III July 21, 2014

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006