squeef

when you queef so hard, you shit yourself.

"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."

by t'rex. April 28, 2011

Squeef

A silent but smelly queef.

My son Nicholas's girlfriend squeefed and he told me it smelled like fish and that our dog Rocco barked from the high pitched sound it made and Bella, our other dog, stuck his nose in there to get a better whif of the squeef.

by SteveAsheighNickNikki August 8, 2011

Squeef

When an Indian woman has a vagina fart; a combination of the two words: squa - and Indian woman, and queef - a vagina fart.

-Go on with you, you squeef !

-Man b'y, what did you do that for? Your such a squeef !
-He/she is a squeef !
-Don't talk to me, you squeef !

by Squa-eef111 March 28, 2011

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

Squeef

high pitched queef(squeaky queef)

Daum that was a loud ass squeef

by Kanklemate September 22, 2020

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015