Monkey Squawk

When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.

Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.

by Mylotronic July 28, 2017

I’m Squawked

To be suddenly and uncontrollably happy/excited. Such as when you are told good news and you get such a surge of happy emotions that you feel like making a sudden, loud, squawking noise.

“I met Tom Holland I’m squawked!”
“I’m squawked I got all A’s!”

by Ohmywowimsquawked February 19, 2019

The Squawking Gull

A cocaine laced Marijuana cigarette commonly called a coke joint. During early transatlantic voyages, night watchmen would often smoke their marijuana cigarettes laced with cocaine to stay alert, yet when caught by the captain they would be given the lash. while receiving their punishment they would SQUAWK like a SEAGULL. Hence the term Squawking Gull.

If Billy keeps smoking "The Squawking Gull", the captain will really give him something to squawk about.!! Arrgghh!sqwuaking

by Learned Folk. July 16, 2013

Squawk Twat

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.

1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!

by bitchBgone April 7, 2010

Squawking Seagull

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina

Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"

by kms0694 April 17, 2009

Pteradactyl squawk

The high deafening sound that comes from a girl being fucked so hard that the only way they can breath is to let out a shrill "squawk". Generally this blood curdling scream can be heard through walls and even on different levels of houses.

Did you hear that pteradactyl squawk last night? I swear to god she was being jackhammered!

by Tristan Lafonte February 4, 2010

Squawk the pigeon

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.

Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.

by LimburgerCheese April 6, 2009