A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016
Get the Squawk blockmug. When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.
by Mylotronic July 28, 2017
Get the Monkey Squawkmug. A cocaine laced Marijuana cigarette commonly called a coke joint. During early transatlantic voyages, night watchmen would often smoke their marijuana cigarettes laced with cocaine to stay alert, yet when caught by the captain they would be given the lash. while receiving their punishment they would SQUAWK like a SEAGULL. Hence the term Squawking Gull.
If Billy keeps smoking "The Squawking Gull", the captain will really give him something to squawk about.!! Arrgghh!sqwuaking
by Learned Folk. July 16, 2013
Get the The Squawking Gullmug. The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.
1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!
2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
by bitchBgone April 7, 2010
Get the Squawk Twatmug. by kms0694 April 17, 2009
Get the Squawking Seagullmug. The high deafening sound that comes from a girl being fucked so hard that the only way they can breath is to let out a shrill "squawk". Generally this blood curdling scream can be heard through walls and even on different levels of houses.
by Tristan Lafonte February 4, 2010
Get the Pteradactyl squawkmug. To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.
by LimburgerCheese April 6, 2009
Get the Squawk the pigeonmug.